But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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