That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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