Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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