actually, I'm a sock model
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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