Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
