you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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