Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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