Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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