so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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