I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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