Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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