ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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