Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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