so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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