Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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