i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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