you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
