I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize