I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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