Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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