would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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