Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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