Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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