Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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