Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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