David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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