Can Purell be used as lube?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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