i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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