am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My life is pants optional.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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