OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
