Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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