I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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