Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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