if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize
