My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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