i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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