Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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