I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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