I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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