Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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