Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Randomize
