what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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