you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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