I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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