I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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