i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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