please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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