was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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