wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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