Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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