I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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