They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
