I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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