And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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