do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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