She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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