in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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