In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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